Hey. I'm an associate of Marie5 in the guild from another guild. Just sayin' hi.
So a rope walks into a bar; the bartender says "we don't serve yer kind around here."
Saddened, the rope leaves, ties himself into a knot and rolls around in the dirt for a bit.
The rope walks back into the bar, and the bartender asks "Aren'tcha dah same rope I juss kicked outtah here?"
To which the rope replies "Oh, no.
I'm a-frayed knot!!"